Saturday, 20 August 2011

little Johnny Strikes again!

This is not my won work, but its a good chuckle!
The kids filed back into class Monday morning...They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.



Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher.


Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events. " "Very good, Mary" said the teacher


Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath ... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"


"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.


"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"


"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would say,"It is dog crap.
Wanna' buy a toothbrush?" "I used the Government's approach of giving you something crappy for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."





Saturday, 13 August 2011

The way i feel!

The way I feel, is so unreal
It’s messing with my mind
My ears can hear
My eyes can see
but yet I feel so blind.
My thoughts keep racing through my head
My heartbeat hurts my chest
My mouth is dry
My palms they sweat
A mania, at its best
A month, two months
Maybe three
This craziness takes hold of me
The feelings of euphoria encompass me
I love the world and all life in it
No task is too big to take on now
I try to do it all, as much as my body will allow
The way I feel can be very unreal
At the same time very grand
Confusion preying on my mind as bipolar takes my hand.


Unionmary

I seem to have this Bipolar disease, so I have been told!! But I am learning how to deal with it more and more everyday>>>just may have it beat!

Mother,,,she's gone now

There is no gift I could ever give
to equal what you have given me
Your goodness, your charm, you have taught me well
about the person I want to be

You've shown me how to see the good
in everyone i meet
You've taught me how important it is
To stand on my own two feet

You were never cross or strict with me
even when i went astray
when times were tough, you helped me to believe
tomorrow would be a brighter day

You shared with me many good times
You've always made me smile
You let me learn from my mistakes
Knowing the right way, all the while

Now I am a grown woman
With a husband of my own
I hope someday a family
and a very happy home

And if I should have a daughter
i hope that I can be
As good and kind and wonderful
As you have been to me

I am writing this to say "thanks" i guess
I am happy I wasn't born to another
You are truly a good woman
And I sure do love you,,,,,,"Mother"

Do you Believe in Angels?

Do you believe in angels? I don't mean the pretty ones you see in pictures, with the golden curls, the gossamer wings, and the radiant halos. I am thinking about the blue collar working angels, the ones with a job to do. The ones in the United Association of Angels of the World. The guardians, for lack of a better word, who are placed here among us to teach. To inform, educate, prepare…... ummmm, new recruits. I believe that angels have a very important job to do. They weigh very heavily in the decision on whether your apprenticeship here on earth has come to an end. They are the deciding factor on when the “being”; that is you, should be moving along to a new space.

I believe in angels. I am sure that I have been visited by one or more, on several occasions. Spared from death, not just once, but four times, in my short life. I have often thought this to mean that there is yet something I must do. I am not yet ready to make my departure from this existence. Am I in training to become an angel? I find myself wondering about this, more and more so with the passing of time.

I am not a very religious person. Never have I found any one group's worship that I wanted to become involved in, actually become a part of. Against my persona, for some things, I prefer to remain alone. I do believe in an almighty power of some sort, someone or something. I mean there has to be more than simply us. Face up to it, we are a pretty weak specimen of all that could be.

I tend to believe in fate. That things happen for a reason. That all the circumstances leading up to an event, have transpired because, because … it is so. And this, once again, may be the work of an angel. To manipulate the outcome of a situation, forcing the results, so it appears as though there are no choices for you to make. All you can do is to stand back and watch as the movie plays out. Wishing and hoping that the ending you have envisioned was written into the script.

As a guardian, our angels support us in our walks down the path of life. Keeping in step by our sides, nudging us towards some forks, swaying us away from others. Throwing obstacles in front of us to see how we will draw from our strengths to get by. Creating terrible struggles that seem insurmountable, testing our will, forcing our desires. The outcomes of such, may bring us pain. But the joy that can be felt as an end result of the struggle strengthens our souls.

Is this all to determine just how worthwhile we are, find out if we are made of the right stuff, to become their replacements? To take over as a guardian? A guardian, not for the gates of some heavenly place, but guardians of mankind here and now.

I may not be religious, but I do possess faith. I deeply believe that there is good in all. Although, sometimes I become saddened and disillusioned with my fellow man, thinking all hope in my brother is lost. Has their angel missed the nudge when they were swaying? Or are there certain judgment calls we must make all on our own? Whether they be good or not. Then something will happen to once again reinforce my belief that there is good in all. Call me optimistic but I can feel it to be so.

Yes, I believe in angels, and it makes me feel warm and comfy to know that “My guardian angel, is watching over me.”